1. You can’t imagine any probable scenario in life when they aren’t by your side.
2. You can sit quietly, without busting a nerve wondering what they are thinking and contemplating the magnitude of their love for you.
3. They will laugh at your absolutely disgusting, pitiful jokes when noone else does. They will still laugh at those jokes when you stop getting invited to parties and general social gatherings (obviously because of aforementioned pitiful jokes).
4. They will believe in your dream of launching yourself on an oreo, in to space, while wearing a monkey suit. They will believe in all your dreams.
5. They know the most embarrassing details of your life, in all probability they were there when you were doing said deeds, but they will never divulge details to anyone else. They might, however, torture you regularly by threatening to do so. What’s life without a little adventure?
6. With them there is nothing like too many hugs or too much affection!
7. You love doing things for them, that you wouldn’t otherwise undertake. A swimming lesson, a pottery class, a book reading or a frog dissection class, you’d do anything to see them smile!
8. They will stand behind you despite knowing that your decision is absolute rubbish! The best part? They will also have your back when your masterplan promptly blows up in your pretty little face!
9. You cannot stay mad at them. You feel like you are physically programmed to “un-hate” them as soon as a fight is over!
10. Your loyalty towards them is unwavering, your love for them is unquestioning and you undoubtedly embarrass humanity everytime you guys do your jig but the universe loves you for it!